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Oreoz, also known a "Oreo Cookies" and "Oreos," is a potent hybrid marijuana strain. This strain produces a long-lasting and relaxing high. Consumers should take caution as the high potency of Oreoz may be overwhelming to those new to cannabis. This strain has an aroma reminiscent of campfire s'mores, with extra delicious hints of chocolate and diesel. Medical marijuana patients use Oreoz to help relieve symptoms associated with appetite loss, insomnia, chronic stress and depression.

Slap That Ass | Flower - Oreoz | 3.5g

Amaretto Mintz is an indica-dominant weed strain made from a genetic cross of Cherry Punch x Animal Mintz. A strong palate of mint, earth, and tart cherries on every pull.  Amaretto Mintz is a sedating strain that tests at around 25% THC, which regular and experienced consumers will enjoy, as well as medical patients dealing with symptoms related to eye pressure, pain, and gastrointestinal disorders. 

Slap That Ass | Flower - Amaretto Mintz | 3.5g

The strain has a pungent and intoxicating aroma, often described as dank tangerines and sweet cherries. Some users also detect notes of gas and earthy nuttiness.

The flavor profile typically features a sweet and sour citrus taste accented by notes of ripe cherries and earthy undertones

Slap That Ass | Pre-Roll - Trop Cherry 5pk | 2.5g

Sugar Runtz is a hybrid cannabis strain known for its sweet, fruity, and creamy flavor profile. It is created by crossing the popular strain Runtz with Cookies & Cream. This combination results in a balanced hybrid effect that is often described as both euphoric and relaxing

Slap That Ass | Pre-Roll - Sugar Runtz 5pk | 2.5g

A legacy classic redefined by STA Exotics. Born from Kosher Kush × OG Kush #18, Holy Grail OG delivers a smooth, body-relaxing high with a euphoric lift. Expect notes of mint, tea, and roasted coffee wrapped in that signature STA flavor. Perfect for winding down or finding your calm after a long NYC day.

Slap That Ass | Pre-Roll - Holy Grail 5pk | 2.5g

Slap That Ass | Flower - Sugar Runtz | 3.5g

New York Candy is what happens when the old heads from the block link with the new wave and build something legendary. A powerful cross of Lemon Cherry Gelato and OG Kush, this Indica packs sweet street charm and heavyweight flavor in one jar — smooth like a classic freestyle, but loud enough to turn heads on the F train.


Expect fruity candy gas on the inhale with that OG backbone that hits like hard truth from your uncle on the stoop. It’s unity in a bag — bridging generations, settling debates, and making everybody vibe out to the same beat.


This ain’t just flower. It’s culture.

NYC — bold, balanced, and built different.

Slap That Ass | Flower - NY Candy | 3.5g

Jack Boro #5 is that pure uptown energy bottled in flower form. This electric Sativa fuses the cerebral clarity of Jack Herer with the spicy, soaring high of Old School Haze, giving you the kind of lift that’ll have you zoning out to train rhythms or sketching out your next big hustle. Expect bright citrus, hints of pine, and that unmistakable NYC funk on the back end — sharp, nostalgic, and bold like a fresh chopped cheese at 3AM.


This one ain’t for the sleepy. It’s for the dreamers. For the movers. For the borough-born and bred.

Jack Boro #5 — from legacy streets to licensed shelves.

Slap That Ass | Flower - Jack Boro #5 | 3.5g

Slap That Ass | Pre-Roll | Hash Infused - Sugar Runtz | 2g

Slap That Ass | Pre-Roll | Hash Infused - Holy Grail OG | 2g

Slap That Ass | Pre-Roll | Hash Infused - Holy Grail OG | 1g

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